Its funny how u become a carpenter to make jokes about “handling wood” yet u come to fall in love with the craft and eventually make some of the best mahogany chairs in the entire town and make wooden bed frames that get u places in the carpenter community, meeting your eventual wife and falling in love.

(Source: ronpalsy2)

Anonymous asked
I want to die


Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!



*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*